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With Black Bat, you'll get:
$310 worth of free* calls if you have:
Black Bat's answering machine. $2000
Black Bat's phones.
$5065
Black Bat's fax machine.
$6000
Black Bat's computer.
$9000
Black Bat's internet service provider. $907 a day
*Free meaning you may say what you want.**
**You may not say what you want.
Call rates are $900000 a second.
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