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Advice on what to buy:
Newer advice
After the recent event of Jared of Black Bat Islands becoming President for life, Black Bat Islands' shares have gone
through the roof! Up 500%! This would be perhaps be the best thing to invest in. More Better is looking like it is set to
climb, so invent in them as well if you're game. But despite the recent event of gambling become illegal in many parts of
Black Bat territory, which caused the collapse of Rat Bat, I would suggest to reinvest money there. Rat Bat has gone
up 100% in the last month, and if it keeps on like this, it should be back up in no time at all. So invent in Rat Bat. You
won't regret it. Finnally, avoid Kreton Korp. I don't think I need to tell you why.
Older advice
The stock market is slowly recovering from the stock market bubble formely known as Ratbat, however we have
some very exciting news this month.
More better (foremely Fuzzy Inc.), with its recent explosion of acivity has gone up an astounding 1000
percent. If this trend continues More betters' shares will become very expensive, very fast.
So my advice is INVEST INVEST INVEST into More better.
Well, everyone makes mistakes. I just happened to make the mistake of trusting Rat Bat. It is unfourtunate that it fell
to nothing. Well, nevermind. Just save up and reinvest your money in the Black Bat market. I'm sure that next week there will
be shares that will go up. This was just a very poor week for Black Bat.
By the looks of these figures, Fuzzy Inc. is getting very Fuzzy being down 20%. The same applys to Kreeton Korp. who
are down the same amount. Your best buy would be, for expencive people, in Rat Bat. There is no arguing with up 2000%. However
it may be too expencive so a buy in Good Cat or Slave Labour may be the best thing at this time for some people.
Well, well, well, look whos up 5000%. It's Rat bat! I cannot stress enough how good it would be to buy in them before
they go up again to some even bigger figure. BUY IN RAT BAT! However some people cannot afford Rat Bat yet, these people should
buy in the steady market of Web Services. So far we have seen it rise 1% and fall 1%. I urge you all to make
sure you avoid Kreeton Korp and Fuzzy Inc. at all costs. It will just keep falling and falling until it becomes bankrupt.
Look out for new companies starting soon, Moon Goods is here at $0.00*. Buy, buy, buy.
*Limit 0 per customer.
What did I tell you? What did I tell you? This is the thing I have been most sure of in my life. BUY RAT BAT SHARES!
If you don't, you will be missing out on millions! Yes, it is that serious. Posh Brand seems to be up a few percent. That
is a good buy. Web services as well. Up and up. Avoid, as always Kreeton Korp and Fuzzy Inc. Never buy shares there. Even
if Fuzzy Inc. is up 1%. So what? Buy shares there if you will, but am never going to make such a stupid move. Good
Cat is going up high as well. This may one day turn into a new Rat Bat. So buy when you can afford it, before it goes out
of the way, even to millionaires.
Well, I'm not even going to stress how much you should buy in Rat Bat. I just tell you. BUY IN RAT BAT! But, getting
on to some other shares, you can see Web Services going up. It's up 4% now. Good isn't it? It could be another Rat Bat. But
we can't just stop there. Good Cat's looking good as well. I am very sure that this is how Rat Bat got started. It just rose
and rose like Good Cat is. So buy there. But don't forget, never buy in Kreeton Korp. or Fuzzy Inc. They'll let you down for
sure when they go bankrupt, which for Kreeton Korp, being at $0.98, dosen't look far off.
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