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Fish flavored Fingers! Good for
your health*
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Black Bat's hot meals.
Heaps and heaps of artificial flavour!
20 servings per pack!
Serving suggestion: 1 nano-gram
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Black Bat's new Cereal:
Goo mysh. People who eat this cereal are 10% more mentally alert then those who skipped
breakfast and have been starving for ten days.
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Black Bat's food deal:
6000 oranges for just $100 each.
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Getting fat off Black Bat food?
Well, for the low low price of just $100000
You can lose 10g of fat in just 3 years.
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Black Bat's lard cream!
100% fat, free!
$99.99.
Ingredients: Lard.
You pay $99.99 for a tub and we throw in the lard!
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Black Bat's pet food! Your pet will be alive and well after a taste of
this stuff!
Cannot guarantee your pet will still be alive.
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Snookums!
Cat food of the future!
Snookums!
Too good for your poocha!
Snookums! Fantastic cat food that's far too good for any dog, poocha or not!
Cats will just be dying* for the taste of Snookums!
*Term used literally.
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Black Bat's dog food. The best tasting dog food around! Comes in
dog biscuts, dog treats and even dog tin food!
Best of all, it's made from 100% real dog!
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Sell your food at Black Bat for just $1!
It costs $400 for us to sell the food for you.
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